Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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