I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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