Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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