ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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