The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You need a sexual gate keeper
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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