I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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