I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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