When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
