i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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