I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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