White coat. Heels.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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