All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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