I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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