yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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