these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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