I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
