And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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