Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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