How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
