Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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