I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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