oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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