Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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