they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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