he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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