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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm bleeding and have questions
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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