shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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