My cat gives me a boner
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
