But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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