What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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