Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What a fucking waste of an outfit
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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