He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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