It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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