if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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