Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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