She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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