I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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