We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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