Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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