just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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