butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i barfeds in our rink
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Did we literally take a cab across the street
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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