We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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