Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I need water and some morals
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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