Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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