Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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