Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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