Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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