If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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