She is in my trunk
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
too bad you live with your parents still
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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