How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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