it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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